My villain origin story 🥚💔

Read moreSo I rolled up at 8:01 AM like a hero because TJ’s eggs are basically gold right now. Got my lil’ $4.99 carton, then panicked—what if I need scrambled AND hard-boiled this week?! 👩🍳 Did the walk of shame back to my car, swapped jackets, and went in again like a suburban spy. The cashier definitely